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Stands for "Emergency No Internet Porn." Usually collected in a folder, ENIP is for chronic masturbaters who, for some reason or another, can use their computer, but cannot use the internet.

ENIP usually consists of various lewd pictures or videos, saved in a "discreet" folder.
"Yo, dude, my internet was out last night, so I had to use my ENIP to get one off."

"Holy shit. My ENIP folder is bulging with all of the best porn."
ENIP by Speak 'n Spell September 14, 2012
Related Words
A catchy more appealing way to address a Penis to your friends in a casual conversation. Commonly thought of as a tastier sounding word due to sound similarity to "Cheeze-nips"
I want your enips please.
Want some enips?
You like enips?
enips by womg March 19, 2008
I like butt stuff and MILFS, enipepa’s on a milf hunt
Let’s go pull a enipepa
enipepa by Phatpussyyyy May 10, 2022
when the nipples become erect, preferably on a female, and if your lucky they'll poke out through her shirt.
Hey Steve! check out those enips!
enips by anonymous January 19, 2004

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026