Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband

Emily Giffin is such trash

Emily Giffin by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022

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Emily Murphy

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.

As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.

Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020

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Emily and Briana

Emily and Briana are the cutest set of friends you will ever find. While they may meet under weird circumstances, their bond will be special and they will be friends for a lifetime. Both girls are extremely funny and talented. You will always see them comforting one another when they're sad, but laughing together when they are happy. Emily is always there for Briana, as Briana is always there for Emily. Long distances and time away won't be able to break their friendship. Once the two meet, although they may not know it now, they have just met a friend of a lifetime. Through the thick and thin they will support each other, truly defining what friendship means.

Kelly: Emily and Briana are such cute friends! I wish I had a relationship like that!!

Emily and Briana by Swoods61 April 27, 2013

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This bitch empty, yeet

Classic vine, when something is empty and you yeet it far away so it’s not your problem anymore

Person 1: “what do I do with this can?”
Person 2: “i gotchu”
Person 2: “THIS BITCH EMPTY, YEET”
*kicks it off roof*

This bitch empty, yeet by saywaa December 23, 2018

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