Emilius 

Have you never heard of this name before? Good. Because this name is absolutely divine. Only gods can have a name as unique as this.
Now, you're cool and all... But Emilius is cooler. He's everything you'd want to be. Maybe even better.

Praise Emilius, our lord and savior.

random dude:
emilius worshipper:

emilius worshipper: praise emilius. that's it. that's the saying.
random dude: *whips out the emilius bible*

Emilius by Emilius. God Himself. May 14, 2020

Emilism

This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.

OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!

Emilism by sock puppet voice susan May 11, 2011

Emilijus 

Emilijus is drug lord. He is always high. Only has a white hoodie and looks handsom. Likes talking to teachers.

(member1)Hey Emilijus, you look high!
(Emilijus) This plant look funny haha

Emilijus by Kebabtunde December 11, 2020

Emilise 

Shes the prettiest girl in the world she follows her dreams and is smart always dating

Emilise likes someone else

Emilise by Sonzina November 21, 2018

Emilisa 

Emilisa is a good friend of mine! she's a savage bitch and gives no fucks whatsoever. She makes sure people smiles and laugh all the time, just never piss her off. It never gets good, she sometimes gets distracted. But overall, she's a good person to hang with.

There is no Example for Emilisa.

Emilisa by soundwaves219 February 8, 2019

Emiliosis 

A feeling of ultimate desire towards an individual named Emilio whom you wish you could be or be with.

Remember when Will Farrel was like EMILIOOOOOOOOOO in the Night at the Roxbury Movie?

Haha. Yea man. He totally had Emiliosis.

Emiliosis by The Mils Edition September 14, 2016

Emilixs 

A guy who loves to fake depression for attention, brag about himself, lie to his friends about him having absurd things and a guy who acts like the victim all of the time

Someone : Bro that guy is so horrible! He hit me in the face so hard! Should I press charges?

Me : Dude, you hit him first, you can't press charges, you are such an emilixs

Someone : i have depression now

Emilixs by Anonymous Toaster 1010 May 4, 2022