Emilius

Have you never heard of this name before? Good. Because this name is absolutely divine. Only gods can have a name as unique as this.
Now, you're cool and all... But Emilius is cooler. He's everything you'd want to be. Maybe even better.

Praise Emilius, our lord and savior.

random dude:
emilius worshipper:

emilius worshipper: praise emilius. that's it. that's the saying.
random dude: *whips out the emilius bible*