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Emilijus 

You are most likley, one of the most popular people. It is just how Emilijus is. You have many good friends but you are trash at picking out which ones are fake... You get all the girls for sure, Emilijus's are always the hotest guy in the group. You are just best at everything and might be very successful in life.
-Look at that cute af boy, omg!
-He must be Emilijus for sure!!
Have you never heard of this name before? Good. Because this name is absolutely divine. Only gods can have a name as unique as this.
Now, you're cool and all... But Emilius is cooler. He's everything you'd want to be. Maybe even better.

Praise Emilius, our lord and savior.
random dude:
emilius worshipper:

emilius worshipper: praise emilius. that's it. that's the saying.
random dude: *whips out the emilius bible*

Emilitus 

A pychological condition that stems from an utter infatuation with or affinity towards any person named Emily, Emilia, or Emilz ("E"). It listed as an Axis-II personality disorder "mental illness" by the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. Labeling it as a "mental illness" or "disorder" is somewhat misleading as it's noted symptoms are rarely, if ever, negative. The DSM-IV lists 7 symptoms of Emilitus, 5 of which must have been experience in no more than a one week period for an accurate diagnosis. These symptoms include: overwhelming feeling of euphoria when near this particular("E"); a persistant feeling of discontent when apart from "E"; constant desire for physical intimacy of any kind with "E"; mutual fits of spontaneous, uncontrollable laughter with "E"(a.k.a. Ridiculitus); inability to stop smiling when with or talking to "E"; constantly having and acting on the urge to stare psuedo-creepily at the stimulus and say "Yeah" in an psuedo-creepy voice; and incessently hearing the song "Ride" in one's head
Ridiculitus is a symptom and subcategory of Emilitus. Ridiculitus refers to shared fits of uncontrollabe laughter that have no primary cause outside of Emilitus.
Emilitus by R.D. Colmes May 16, 2007

egilijus 

Hes secretaly gay and likes little lads like matas likes to suck on dick
Hes egilijus, he sucked my dick last night
egilijus by askdk December 20, 2021

emilijascr 

Emilijascr has a few videos with 9000 views or under. Besides that emilijacr is a sweet fanpage of Charli Damelio!
-Who is emilijascr?
-Shes a sweet fanpage who supports everyone!
emilijascr by eviezcr January 26, 2022
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