emilisom 

Emilisom is a term used to describe the random yet predictable brain fart that occurs to a person.

It is the main source of many frustrations to those in a close vicinity. The effects may induce severe anger outbursts and or fits of laughter.

Yet again (insert name) had another bloody emilisom.

emilisom by YouHurtMyHead February 10, 2018

Emilism

This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.

OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!

Emilism by sock puppet voice susan May 11, 2011

Emilism

A term used to describe the abilty of lesbians to attract and pull unwanted straight girls.

Emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. Photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. Sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’

Emilism by Gaydeator April 1, 2007

emiliomier 

emiliomier is someone who is awesome and pro, they are also nice and trustworthy, if your bestfriend is emiliomier then you are lucky! There is only one emiliomier in the world! The original emiliomier is Puerto Rican. the word emilio means rival or eager or emulating so emiliomiers name is also rivalmier or eagermier or emulatingmier

emiliomier is awesome!

emiliomier by TheMysteriousGuy October 15, 2022