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This term is used to describe a woman in her late twenties with a large sex drive who consistently reaches sexual climax after very little time and effort. It is named after an attractive female with a reputation for a high level of sexual prowess named Emily, who is notorious for achieving orgasm very quickly in virtually every position and situation. Women use this word when discussing their latest sexual exploits among each other.
OMG! I finally hooked up with that new intern guy still in college at work and he gave me more Emilisms than I could remember last night. I practically had one as soon as he took off his shirt. He is so hot and looks just like the gardener I always wanted to do off of Desperate Housewives! I love being such a cougar!
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A term used to describe the abilty of lesbians to attract and pull unwanted straight girls.
Emily innocently dressed in green on a hockey social was attacked by sailor girl. Photos later in the night suggested actions in the toilet where not of the toilet nature. Sailor girl was now green.
3months later:
Sailor girl confesses love Emilism occurs
Result:
Emily buys a hamster ‘Spazmo Mc Clawface’
Emilism by Gaydeator April 1, 2007
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Emilyism 

a political party centered on acceptance of anything Emily says to do.
Nothing like anarchism, you will do what Emily says, when Emily says it.
We preffer Emilyism over communism
Emilyism by whateverisaygoes December 14, 2008
Shes the prettiest girl in the world she follows her dreams and is smart always dating
Emilise by Sonzina November 21, 2018
Emilisa is a good friend of mine! she's a savage bitch and gives no fucks whatsoever. She makes sure people smiles and laugh all the time, just never piss her off. It never gets good, she sometimes gets distracted. But overall, she's a good person to hang with.
There is no Example for Emilisa.
Emilisa by soundwaves219 February 8, 2019
Extensive practice of evil.
The religion of evil people.
The predominant form of behavior of duplicitous people in power.
The current philosophy that, put into action, is rapidly destroying any trace of humane behavior.
Everybody here lies. This city -and its government- is pure Evilism.
Evilism by rperazag May 12, 2010

Neo-efilism

It's a extended or an advanced version of Efilism Claiming that the only true solution to the universal problem of pain and suffering is through The Painless Extermination of all Sentience Life Forms In the Universe Called (The Neo-efil Final Solution or Der neo-efil Endlösung) The likes and adoption of a nazi style, the seriousness of this philosophy is questionable as it's created by an anonymous troll called efilperpenfuhrer Eric Brown.
The only logical and practical form of Efilism is Neo-Efilism In Theory At Least.

Good, Sehr Gut Herr efilperpenfuhrer.
Neo-efilism by Count Eric Brown November 27, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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