embalmed

To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.

Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.

embalmed by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009

embalmed

To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.

Ryan was embalmed in Limoncello on a recent trip to Naples.

embalmed by km133 July 19, 2012

Embalmed

This is a term that classifies someone who is BEYOND wasted, basically wasted to the point, it's like most of their bloodstream has been replaced with alcohol, which can be used to preserve stuff in some ways, much like embalming fluid is used to preserve a dead body

Oh my fucking god, I got SO embalmed at the party last night...did I do anything stupid??

Embalmed by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Embalmed Nut

'Dead man's nut/sperm' embalmed nut is when the sperm cells being ejected, they are being ejected from a dead man's sack, as embalming is the process of pumping a body with chemicals for preservation. Use as:

"You got embalmed nut!" Say this to indicate your enemy is unable to provide their spouse with the sperm necessary for reproduction. Bc bro has dead swimmers.

Embalmed Nut by psyeudonymfoodonym August 10, 2026

Embalmer 

A Word used by a Baltimore resident (city or county) to explain that they are indeed IN Baltimore.

"IM EMBALMER HON!"

Embalmer by skeetdrums March 22, 2012

Embalmer 

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.

A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.

Embalmer by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009

embalmer 

Pissed of Undertaker:
One who can make you disapear without a trace.
Irc n00b
well armed
Mom loosener by trade, mom banger by choice.

Embalmer just tag teamed Jmechys mom with Rebel

**also see Rebel

embalmer by Anonymous February 27, 2003