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Embalmer

A) One whose days begin when your days end....

B) A glutton for punishment. One who apparently relishes being regularly exposed to bloodborne pathogens,dangerous chemicals, noxious fumes , unwholesome odors, and psychotic members of the deceased's family, all for a substandard wage.
A) As an embalmer, it is my professional duty to sanitize, deodorize, preserve, and restore the deceased.

B) When a family is unhappy with the appearance of the deceased, it is certain that the emblamer will be blamed.
by dodgebabe8788 September 6, 2009
mugGet the Embalmermug.

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