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To be inebriated to the point where you are already dead and your corpse has been treated with preservatives in order to prevent decay.
Darius: Dude, you drank so many Irish car bombs last night you really made me nervous. You were completely embalmed.

Geraldine: LOL, that mortician fuckin' freaked when I rose up off the table. Let's get some snow cones!

<The two friends high five, hop on their scooters and ride to the nearest Sonic.
by Lord HJ Mumpleton July 24, 2009
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To drink so much of a particular drink that one enters a state whereby the alcohol overwhelms the body.
Ryan was embalmed in Limoncello on a recent trip to Naples.
by km133 July 16, 2012
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