elwardo 

An amazing person who cares so much about people and most of the time doesnt get it back. Elwardo is jaw droppingly gorgeous and has an amazing sense of humour. Elwardo only cares about their family and only has eyes for one person in particular. Don’t underestimate an elwardo they are stronger than they look .

Person1- who’s elwardo?
Person2- a person u don’t want to mess with!

elwardo by Elwardo458 August 14, 2020

Elwardo

Elwardo is that one guy who will always steal your girl. He has infinite rizz. if he goes up to your girl it’s basically over. There’s nothing you can do about it cause he has infinite aura as well. At that point just give up and find someone else.

I got with this one girl named Casandra. We had a really deep relationship, I thought It was unbreakable. One day as we were walking down the back alley of Dick’s Sporting Goods. I see Elwardo pull up to my girl, talking about some “Hey baby girl, my name’s Elwardo.” That one line from Elwardo ends our relationship instantly and she calls me a “loser” before leaving with Elwardo. I still haven’t found anyone else to this day. Now I’m in my late 30’s eating McDonalds and sleeping on the couch all day watching buff bodybuilders lift weights on the tv.

Elwardo by Instaman789 April 24, 2026

Edwardo 

Edwardo is a perfect guy. He's the sweetheart of guys and he knows how to treat a girl right. He can be a dick at times because he doesn't know what he's doing wrong, but he often redeems his actions by making the girl of his dreams happy again. Any girl would love to be with an Edwardo. He's got a great body and loves to be loved. He also is caring and lovable. He's faithful and trustworthy. He has good looks and can really make a girl happy!

Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me

Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!

Edwardo by Babexo November 14, 2013

Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.

Timothy is such an Edwardo Squidwardo

Edwardo Squidwardo by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018

Edwardobessionitis 

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."

Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."

Edwardobessionitis by b-rad steele April 29, 2009

Edwardo 

A man who owns a white van and kidnaps children but lives in Tijuana.

Kids don't go near that man selling candy he's an Edwardo

Edwardo by Staciye Millerere May 22, 2016

Edwardo 

Super hot guy, great personality, really smart, sexy beyond belief...great body, very loving and caring..the best lover a girl could ask for and a great friend to have.

Girl 1: "Whos that handsom guy?"
Girl 2: "His names Edwardo, he's awsome."

Edwardo by jhwgefkwgfkl July 8, 2011