Squidwardo 

Squidwardo is the ever so clever name of a friend of mines dad. In which his name is actually Edwardo. I thought it was funny because of the legend, Spongbob’s neighbour is named Squidward, and adding an O to this would make it rhyme with Edwardo

Yo, are Linda and Squidwardo bringing the Tesla?

Squidwardo by herronspeaches February 26, 2019

squidwardo 

A high/drunk psychotic person.

Look at this squidwardo

squidwardo by Jcav1002 May 8, 2018

Eduardo Squidwardo 

A name that if uttered will cause you to be inflicted with lots of damage.

Jon: I bet you wish you were a little nicer to me now, huh?! You think I didn't hear you call me "Eduardo Squidwardo" behind my back! I'M GONNA GIVE YOU LOT'S OF DAMAGE!

Eduardo Squidwardo by Hearshotkid_2113 January 8, 2019

Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.

Timothy is such an Edwardo Squidwardo

Edwardo Squidwardo by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018

Eduardo Squidwardo 

(verb) Popping an ollie on a skateboard, then simultaneously pulling your pants down, and prolapsing your asshole in mid air, then passing out due to the amount of forced used to execute said trick

Dude do you wanna see this cool trick I learned? It's the Eduardo Squidwardo.
*Ambulance noises in the distance*

Eduardo Squidwardo by Tsuki October 9, 2020

Squidward 

The most relatable character fiction has created in the history of the universe.
"Wake me up when I care."

Don't say anything Squidward. Remember your karma.

Squidward by JustKiddingItsMeHillary February 19, 2019

Squidward torture porn

Any episode of SpongeBob SquarePants in which the character, Squidward Tentacles, is unfairly injured/stripped of any dreams or hopes for that episode for the sole purpose of him being Squidward and being the "bad guy" when in reality, he's the character we sympathize with. Also noted by an abnormally large IQ drop in SpongeBob or Patrick just for those episodes as well.

Fan 1: Did you see that new SpongeBob episode?
Fan 2: Yeah, it was a total Squidward torture porn.
Fan 1: I know, I felt so bad for Squidward!

Squidward torture porn by Yosuke Hanamura November 16, 2013