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Spearing a rust opponent twice, before dying to a naked with a rock.
"Dude, you totally Enardo'd that kid. GG!"
Enardo by rustzerg May 11, 2020
Edwardo is a perfect guy. He's the sweetheart of guys and he knows how to treat a girl right. He can be a dick at times because he doesn't know what he's doing wrong, but he often redeems his actions by making the girl of his dreams happy again. Any girl would love to be with an Edwardo. He's got a great body and loves to be loved. He also is caring and lovable. He's faithful and trustworthy. He has good looks and can really make a girl happy!
Girl 1: did you see Edwardo today?
Girl 2: yeah I almost kissed him, but he rejected me

Girl 1: why?!
Girl 2: he told me he's faithful and loves his girlfriend and that he would never cheat on her
Girl 1: aww I wish I had an Edwardo for a boyfriend!
Edwardo by Babexo November 14, 2013
A phonetic version of "n-word" used by people who don't want to seem racist while not wanting to seem too politically correct.
"Hells yeah enward"
"What?"
enward by Tonkatsu October 2, 2009

Edwardo Squidwardo

This is a phrase you should never utter. This phrase conveys unadulterated, malignant hatred toward an individual. You must truly hate somebody to call them this.
Edwardo Squidwardo by 🆑🆎🆘 February 28, 2018

Edwardobessionitis 

The obession with the character Edward that attacks younger women and teenaged girls following the reading or viewing of the book/movie "Twilight."
Ned: "Kate has seen "Twilight" 6 times! AND she's already read the book TWICE!"

Robert: "Yeah I know... she suffers from Edwardobessionitis."
A man who owns a white van and kidnaps children but lives in Tijuana.
Kids don't go near that man selling candy he's an Edwardo
Edwardo by Staciye Millerere May 22, 2016