Definitions by Instaman789
Elwardo
Elwardo is that one guy who will always steal your girl. He has infinite rizz. if he goes up to your girl it’s basically over. There’s nothing you can do about it cause he has infinite aura as well. At that point just give up and find someone else.
I got with this one girl named Casandra. We had a really deep relationship, I thought It was unbreakable. One day as we were walking down the back alley of Dick’s Sporting Goods. I see Elwardo pull up to my girl, talking about some “Hey baby girl, my name’s Elwardo.” That one line from Elwardo ends our relationship instantly and she calls me a “loser” before leaving with Elwardo. I still haven’t found anyone else to this day. Now I’m in my late 30’s eating McDonalds and sleeping on the couch all day watching buff bodybuilders lift weights on the tv.
Elwardo by Instaman789 April 24, 2026
Quantumdila
Quantumdila by Instaman789 June 20, 2024