Ellenville 

A village in the bumfuck of nowhere in upstate NY. Despite its small size and rural out-coming and it being a sparsely populated settlement. The village is riddled with crime not limited to theft and even assault. Most of the native inhabitants have a less than a desirable IQ due to the inbreeding and large number of High School dropouts. There also seems to be a number of ex-convicts who live in the village. Drugs are ubiquitous and the job market is scarce. There really is nothing positive about this village as it is in the armpit of the Shawangunk Ridge. Avoid this place.

Ellenville is full of drugs and crazy people.

This upstate New York village is a ghetto in the bumfuck of nowhere.

Ellenville by thenihilisticassociate December 18, 2019

Ellenville Office Stool 

When a man stands up from his desk, slowly removes his clothes and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

Ellenville Office Stool by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

Ellenville Alarm Clock 

When an individual looses consciousness after a long night of drinking alcoholic beverages and his friend uses flatulence in the general vicinity of the facial region to wake said individual up from his alcohol induced slumber.

Nick drank too much Lvivske with Jamie and Melania at the CYM bar last night, so Adrian had to give him an Ellenville Alarm Clock to wake him up.

Ellenville Alarm Clock by Mohila July 28, 2012

Ellenville high school

Ellenville high school is full of hoes and fake gangbangers.

Bathrooms are smoke rooms. And girls there open there legs for a dollar. Only talent to come from that school is Tybalek. everyone else is dirt. Give a big shout out to the top treeshes. Ava,nya,julia. Shout out to Gavin Carpinter for being the most sexiest.

"Im moving to ellenville high school"
"Good luck man smh"

Ellenville high school by Kapo3xbaby September 15, 2021

Ellenville high school

ellenville high school is home of the most disgusting people you will ever see on earth. you got your wanna be gangbangers who walk around the town with there AND-1 shorts hanging to the ground. you also have your fake depressed emo bitches that say they're gonna kill themselves but never do. The bathrooms are smoke sesh spots for whenever you wanna hit the juul or the cart. The security guards give in to the students doing whatever the fuck they want. and if you go to this school, you need to get yo bread tf up and dip. but that will never happen because Ellenville high school doesn't give the students suggestions to get a job or go to college.

You go to Ellenville high school? Yeah I'm a no life.

Ellenville high school by joebiden2012 October 28, 2021

Ellenville Office Stool 

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

Ellenville Office Stool by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022

Ellenville Office Stool 

When a man stands up from his desk, drops his pants and shits on the floor while making direct eye contact with someone in the room.

Ray replaced his chair with an Ellenville office stool.

Ellenville Office Stool by BolognaDonut March 13, 2022