execrolytes

The beneficial elements found in bottled vitamin-enhanced water (see vitamin water) that corporate executives believe make them healthier, stronger, and richer.

The president of the corporation drinks vitamin water by the case because he craves execrolytes.

execrolytes by HB/HR December 31, 2008

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electrolytes

the substance which plants crave

Electrolytes, it's what plants crave.

electrolytes by hnic17 January 3, 2008

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Electrolytes

n. The only substance known to mankind that has been scientifically proven to cure hangovers. It's also the third ingredient in Gatorade, right after sugar and yellow dye #5.

Person 1: Awwwww, my head is killing me. Last night was rough.
Person 2: Here drink some Gatorade, it's got electrolytes and shit.

Electrolytes by gabulldogs123 May 29, 2008

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Electrolytes

An Electrolyte, is something inside of a sports drink that makes people run faster.

Hey dude what should I drink before I run

DRINK BRAWNDO, IT HAS ELECTROLYTES!

Electrolytes by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

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Iowa Electrolytes

Busch light beer

Tim - Hey man you don’t look good. You need some water?
Allen - No man, I need some Iowa Electrolytes

Iowa Electrolytes by UIU Speed Team May 5, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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