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Electrocution 

The result of throwing your plugged in toaster into your toilet.
Boy 1: did you hear Jimmy threw his toaster in the toilet
Boy 2: Yes he went quick in one of the many ways of electrocution.
Electrocution by ShadyFlute December 5, 2019

electrontube5 

Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.
"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen."
"Yeah? What happened to him?"
"He got in trouble with the feds."
"Wow what an electrontube5."
electrontube5 by Tesla February 27, 2005

electrontube 

An immature kid, who's only interest is overpriced retro useless technology.
"What a sale! I would have never gotten $200 for that junky old calculator if it wasn't for an electrontuber tard."

"Wait! Grandma DONT throw away that vacum tube powered vibrator! I know an electrontube kid who could use one."
electrontube by tesla November 29, 2004

electrocuted squirrel 

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.

electrocute 

To kill something using electricity. In common usage, the word is incorrectly used as a synonym to "shock," which means to apply electricity to. This usage being far-spread does not make it correct, however.
Incorrect: My science teacher electrocuted me when I entered the classroom. (Unless your science teacher is a murderer.)

Correct: The man, condemned for third degree manslaughter and arson, was electrocuted.
electrocute by Anonymous_YXZ September 9, 2008

electrontube 

An immature kid who got busted by the ATF and FBI for being a dumbass and showing everyone on the internet his illegally made machine gun.
Didja hear about electrontube? He got pwned man!
electrontube by Dale March 16, 2005