2 definitions by tesla

electrontube

An immature kid, who's only interest is overpriced retro useless technology.

"What a sale! I would have never gotten $200 for that junky old calculator if it wasn't for an electrontuber tard."

"Wait! Grandma DONT throw away that vacum tube powered vibrator! I know an electrontube kid who could use one."

by tesla November 30, 2004

electrontube5

Someone who is extremely good at making extremely dumb decisions.

"So I told this kid Jim that making crappy submachine guns at home and showing off about it is a bad idea, but he just didn't listen."
"Yeah? What happened to him?"
"He got in trouble with the feds."
"Wow what an electrontube5."

by tesla February 27, 2005