Eldredge 

a kid who whacks off into the same tissue he just cried into over his girlfriend. Easily found at seven elevens and abortion clinics. An Eldredge is easy to distinguish by its girl-tight pants it wears around so dudes can see its dick. There is nothing worse than getting stuck in a conversation with an Eldredge.

"Shit, the Eldredge is walking over here"
"Turn around so he can't see us."

Eldredge by colmin April 30, 2008

Eldridge 

One of the nicest people you can ever meet. He's very funny. He loves staying at home. He loves playing sports and he loves playing video games.

Eldridge is the love of my life.

Eldridge by DecayZeRo April 28, 2019

Eldridge 

Eldridge is a goofy, yet quiet individual. Often a male, and very attractive. Eldridge is very smart and loves to play sports. Eldridge likes to be at home but also knows how to have fun. This individual is amazing and looks for a brianna in each girl he meets.

Eldridge is so smart and cute!

You must be an eldridge, youre very quiet

Eldridge by Themostwantedakdjdb November 5, 2013

The Eldridge Curve 

The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.

Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.

Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!

The Eldridge Curve by Chuckymoomoobazo July 9, 2022

davion eldridge

Cute and always have girls and friends and strong

I love Davion Eldridge

davion eldridge by Ttfhjkm January 3, 2018

Joseph Eldridge 

a Real Ass Nigga thats gets fresh .

Girl : Whos that ?

Girl 2: Oh thats A Joseph Eldridge.

Joseph Eldridge by blahhblahhhhhhhhh December 24, 2010

Eldridge Cleaver 

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

Eldridge Cleaver by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009