Eldredge

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a kid who whacks off into the same tissue he just cried into over his girlfriend. Easily found at seven elevens and abortion clinics. An Eldredge is easy to distinguish by its girl-tight pants it wears around so dudes can see its dick. There is nothing worse than getting stuck in a conversation with an Eldredge.

"Shit, the Eldredge is walking over here"
"Turn around so he can't see us."

Eldredge by colmin April 30, 2008

Words you can keep

Eldridge

One of the nicest people you can ever meet. He's very funny. He loves staying at home. He loves playing sports and he loves playing video games.

Eldridge is the love of my life.

Eldridge by DecayZeRo April 28, 2019

Eldridge

Eldridge is a goofy, yet quiet individual. Often a male, and very attractive. Eldridge is very smart and loves to play sports. Eldridge likes to be at home but also knows how to have fun. This individual is amazing and looks for a brianna in each girl he meets.

Eldridge is so smart and cute!

You must be an eldridge, youre very quiet

Eldridge by Themostwantedakdjdb November 5, 2013

The Eldridge Curve

The Eldridge curve refers to a man’s penis. The shaft of the genitalia has a significant bend or curve when erect. This is often a condition passed down between father and son and both will become known for very recognizable shaped penis. One may say when the Johnson had a heavy curve left it is the Eldrige Curve.

Woman 1: woah Dianne you are walked a little funny, today hat did James do to you last night.

Woman2: well you can just say he has the Eldridge curve!

The Eldridge Curve by Chuckymoomoobazo July 9, 2022

davion eldridge

Cute and always have girls and friends and strong

I love Davion Eldridge

davion eldridge by Ttfhjkm January 3, 2018

Joseph Eldridge

a Real Ass Nigga thats gets fresh .

Girl : Whos that ?

Girl 2: Oh thats A Joseph Eldridge.

Joseph Eldridge by blahhblahhhhhhhhh December 24, 2010

Eldridge Cleaver

A right winged extremist who is pessimistic in every way and wants this country to be overtaken by an old senile man on the verge of death and Bush with a vagina (Failin' Palin).

I can't believe how much of an Eldridge Cleaver you are! You actually are against a man who is not at all corrupt and doesn't follow selfish republican ideals. You support a man involved in the Keating Five scandal and his running mate a woman who believes dinosaurs were alive 6000 years ago. I'm from fucking Alaska and I even hate her. You fucking noob. You fucking Eldridge Cleaver. Fuck you.

Eldridge Cleaver by seizurebeagle March 7, 2009

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026