Ejacumaster

n. A moderate insult which implies that its target has ingested or otherwise come into contact with so much wordmanjaculate/word that they are indeed a master at such. Usually an implication of homosexuality in the target.

"Go swallow another load, you Ejacumaster."

by I'mNotATerroristButIPlayOneOnTV! August 2, 2003

Ejaculater

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015

Ejaculantern

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.

Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.

by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009

Premature Ejaculantern

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

by JC63 December 9, 2010

Ejaculater

Spunks all day everyday ovber men!

David Taylor

by James Sutherland January 19, 2004

Ejacumates

Another term for "Friends with Benefits" or "Fuckbuddy". Meaning friends who cum together, in or on each other.

"oh by the way Sarah and I are ejacumates"

by scrambly eggle May 12, 2018