Ejaculantern 

Whereupon the face of a girl is decorated with three ropes of semen, with one shot up on each eye and one across her mouth - thereby making her face resemble a jack-o'-lantern.

Q: So Jimmy, how did things end up last night with Susie?

A: It was swell. I totally turned that floozie into an ejaculantern.

Ejaculantern by J. J. Abrams May 10, 2009

Premature Ejaculantern 

When you buy Halloween pumpkins in early September

He had a premature ejaculantern because he purchased Halloween pumpkins on Labor Day.

Premature Ejaculantern by JC63 December 9, 2010

Ejaculater 

A form of saying goodbye when your coming.

Man #1: Hi Tony, I'm on my way over to your house. I'll be over in 20 min
Man #2: No worries, I'm still getting ready but head over anyway.
Man #1: Will do mate, Ejaculater.

Ejaculater by frankzappa69 February 19, 2015

Ejackulantern 

A carved pumpkin that serves as a depository for male ejacuate.

Hey Cletus, it's my turn to us the ejackulantern.

Ejackulantern by Scrizz07 October 21, 2017

Ejaculanturn

When a lamp is shoved in a woman's vagina or ass and then turned on like a jac-o-lanturn and slightley pushed in and out until the light bulb is untwisted

For halloween i'm giving my gf an Ejaculanturn.

Ejaculanturn by Vaginal Disschargation July 20, 2009

Ejaculater 

Spunks all day everyday ovber men!

David Taylor

Ejaculater by James Sutherland January 19, 2004

Ejaculateng 

Blake was ejaculateng today thats why he got jizz on his shirt

blake was ejaculateng all over his shirt today

Ejaculateng by GreekNostalgia June 4, 2019