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Fat Ergo 

A Fat Ergo is the description to one's performance on an ergo. The description is only given if proof that the participant can hold <1:30/500m (less than 1:30 per 500 metres) for an infinite timeframe. In tradition, one given the description of 'Fat Ergo' once made a personal record (pr) must celebrate with Mc Dank's (McDonald's).

Opposite to a Fat Ergo is a Skinny Ergo. This is given to all individuals unable to hold <1:30/500m. Skinny Ergos tend to avoid ergo tests and prefer rowing on water. Skinny Ergos are scum to Fat Ergos, and Fat Ergos prefer not to involve themselves with them. Due to this action, Skinny Ergos are banished to Burger King and will be voilently assaulted when seen at Mc Danks.
Bruce: what'd you get on your 5x 500k ergo test?
Sam: averaging 0:56.3 I hit those pr's!
Bruce: dam that's a Fat Ergo! I'll see you at Mc Danks
Fat Ergo by IRipFatErgos May 20, 2017
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ergo oswald 

A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."
ergo oswald by suduhnim July 5, 2011

Ergo Proxy 

An amazing anime based off of Renee Descartes quote "cogito ergo sum" Translated it means "Because I think, therefore I am". It has an amazing storyline, intrigueing characters, and an awing visual experiance. It also makes refeences to philosphy and famous art pieces (Michaelangelo's moon and sun statues and the painting Ophelia). This anime banishes the common phrase "anime is only for children" and even more common "anime is only for perverts" If you like adult, inteligent anime, or just good TV. Watch Ergo Proxy.
Characters of Ergo Proxy: Real Mayar {also Re-L depending on translation (Lil is a fansub mistake)} a detective who while solving several mysterius murders comes across a horrific creature called a proxy
Vincent Law: Protagonist, is suspected by the goverment of the city
Pino: a auto lave (robot) that gets infected with the cogito virus, a virus that causes auto lave's to develop feelings and human personalities
Ergo Proxy by artgeek707 October 19, 2007

ergo oswald 

A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.
After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."
ergo oswald by suduhnim July 5, 2011

ergocentric 

A person who believes that their work is the central reason for their existence
1: people in today's world only ever live to work
2: yeah! we really do live in an ergocentric society
1: oh my gosh, yes!! all they care about is work, none of them care about personal lives
2: it's because we're so economically centered; work has become the thing we center our lives on
ergocentric by Mrs, Worldwide February 24, 2019

Bobito Ergo Sum

Literally translates as "My God is not stupid, therefore I am."
My my my... Bobito Ergo Sum
Bobito Ergo Sum by MortosBading November 16, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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