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Egoseismic 

Similar to egocentric, or believing that oneself has influenced the course of a storm or waves for example, egoseismic is believing that one has influenced seismic activity.
On the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning hosted by Rhett and Link, Link jokes that their move from North Carolina to California has caused earthquakes to stop occurring in California and start happening in North Carolina. Rhett then tells him that is called being egocentric, at which point Link corrects him saying that it would be called egoseismic.

Egosizemic 

An ironic form of egoism experienced when an earthquake or seismic wave hits in the area that you have just left; Having a larger ego because a seismic wave has just hit your hometown and you feel it is because you left. First used by Link Neal and Rhett McClaughlin on "Good Mythithical Morning."
I think Link has a bit of an Egosizemic way of thinking. We just moved to Las Angelas and our hometown was hit with an earthquake. He thinks it is because we left.

Egosarminist 

A failure and SJW with a huge ego and tendency to flaunt it unto an undeserving soul.

A guy is 177 cm tall (average American height, aka not even close to being short), and while there may be others in a group who are <170 cm, the undeserving guy gets roasted by the egosarminist for his "average height stature" by being called short and "zeta-meter small".

Where one passes an exam, the egosarminist fails. He goes to the professor, gets laughed at, and denied a second chance. Still, the egosarminist unscrupulously succs them but is expelled. He then uses financial bait for a final chance.

During this chance, instead of shutting his mouth, he attacks a poor soul about their physical features and intelligence to draw attention away from his own failure. He fails again and his ass is officially expelled.
A conversation with an egosarminist would go something like this....

White Boi: "I passed everything."
Anorexic Stick: "Me too. It's gonna be a great summer!"
Egosarminist: "Me too! It's a great day, now let's kick reverse-m out to make it better."

Undeserving Guy: This is an egosarminist right here.
Egosarminist by realaleraza_97 September 7, 2017

egoseismic 

Thinking wherever one goes, earthquakes flee. As heard on Rhett and Link's daily talk show, Good Mythical Morning on March 5th.
Link: Wherever i go, earthquakes FLEE!
Rhett:I think that would acttually be ANTI-egoseismic. Put THAT in the urban dictionary.
egoseismic by j2cool2012 June 12, 2012

Egoseismic 

Where ever one goes, earthquakes flee or disappear.
I'm so Egoseismic - the earthquake disappeared when I got home.
Egoseismic by RTwo June 12, 2012

Egoshipping 

The belief of a romantic relationship between Misty and Gary Oak from the Pokemon franchise.
"Hey, Misty and Ash look great together!"
"Nah. I'm more of an Egoshipping fan myself.."
Egoshipping by Arysd September 25, 2009
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