Egofur 

A furry who has the simple goal to try talking their friends into being a furry and etc, conversion therapy. They are well known for causing issues within communities that have either lead to their downfall or otherwise.

They are very degenerative, even more degenerative than normal furries at the time and are known as community killers.

"Oh you mean my old friend? Well that's cringe."
"Yeah he's an egofur now."

Egofur by Hunterslilac August 28, 2021

Egofruits 

Children that are the result of the selfish needs of their parents. First coined by Author Tau Tia L Douglass.

Karen was worried that she would have no one to look after her when she got old so she had egofruits.

Joe had failed at life and so decided he would have a son and try to live out his dreams through his egofruit.

Karl had egofruits because he thinks his genes are far superior to everyone else's and so he must breed.

Sally had egofruits despite having a painful genetic disease because she felt it was her right to.

Egofruits by BowRain October 5, 2020

egofriending 

The act of accepting more friends on Facebook then you can interact with. (i.e. Dunbar's number- 150)

Awesome!!! Another friend request! I can’t possibly keep track of all the “Friends” I have now but I’ll accept it anyway because I’m just egofriending so I can feel better about myself… I don’t care that I’ll never interact with this person because their feelings don’t matter to me to.

egofriending by BSsavvy November 9, 2013

egosurfers 

A collection of people who mainly enjoy egosurfing, they may also be interested in bacon, sand and herpes for typically unknown reasons

Look at those guys over there with their bacon,sand and herpes sandwiches, looking themselves up on google, what a bunch of egosurfers

egosurfers by yhvh March 4, 2008

egosurf 

To look for onself on the Internet. Also known as googlebate.

It's not a bad idea to egosurf the Internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.

egosurf by damaje July 1, 2008

Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005

egosurf 

To search the internet for mentions of oneself.

Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.

egosurf by Sean September 25, 2003