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To search the internet for mentions of oneself.
Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.
egosurf by Sean September 25, 2003
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A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"
Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!

Feh ... you're such an egoserf.
Egoserf by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008

egosurfers 

A collection of people who mainly enjoy egosurfing, they may also be interested in bacon, sand and herpes for typically unknown reasons
Look at those guys over there with their bacon,sand and herpes sandwiches, looking themselves up on google, what a bunch of egosurfers
egosurfers by yhvh March 4, 2008

Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026