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To look for onself on the Internet. Also known as googlebate.
It's not a bad idea to egosurf the Internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.
egosurf by damaje July 1, 2008
Urban Dictionary Merch
To search the internet for mentions of oneself.
Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.
egosurf by Sean September 25, 2003
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A person who is a slave to their egos, i.e. someone who is constantly checking Google for references to themselves. A derivative of the verb "to ego surf"
Hey, look, I found another interesting anecdote about my blog online!

Feh ... you're such an egoserf.
Egoserf by OregonBluejay April 18, 2008

egosurfers 

A collection of people who mainly enjoy egosurfing, they may also be interested in bacon, sand and herpes for typically unknown reasons
Look at those guys over there with their bacon,sand and herpes sandwiches, looking themselves up on google, what a bunch of egosurfers
egosurfers by yhvh March 4, 2008

Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.
After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome
Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005
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