Mudit's definitions

Egosurfing

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Fartbox

A person who talks senselessly and endlessly. A jackass. Big time bullshitter. One who pollutes the room with his mindless sick jabber.

Fartbox is here.....gotta get out ...fast....(gasp)(thud)(groan)

by Mudit September 10, 2004

betamaxed

When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.

“Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market”

by Mudit January 31, 2005

cob-web

A WWW site that never changes.

Hey man, Urbandictionary.com is sooo not a cobweb!

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Graybar Land

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).

“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”

by Mudit January 31, 2005

Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

desist

A desi who hates other desis for being a desi. A desi racist against other desi's.

Prasoon is such a fucking desist, listenig to heavy metal trash and dreaming of marrying an american hottie.

by Mudit September 2, 2004