Definitions by Mudit

cob-web 

A WWW site that never changes.

Hey man, Urbandictionary.com is sooo not a cobweb!

cob-web by Mudit January 31, 2005

betamaxed 

When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.

“Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market”

betamaxed by Mudit January 31, 2005

dead tree edition 

The paper version of a journal or newspaper article

Hey, you got the dead tree edition of this 'Quantum Tunnelling of a Boson through a Trapezoidal Potential Barrier' paper?
Fuck Off!

dead tree edition by Mudit January 31, 2005

Egosurfing 

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

Egosurfing by Mudit January 31, 2005

Dorito syndrome 

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

Dorito syndrome by Mudit January 31, 2005

Graybar Land 

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).

“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”

Graybar Land by Mudit January 31, 2005

Fartbox 

A person who talks senselessly and endlessly. A jackass. Big time bullshitter. One who pollutes the room with his mindless sick jabber.

Fartbox is here.....gotta get out ...fast....(gasp)(thud)(groan)

Fartbox by Mudit September 10, 2004