Egoşum

The sweetest and most caring turkish boy ever. Has glasses and is kinda hairy. He is described as a nerd or just a very serious person but once he is with the love of his life he is super sweet and cuddle like a big teddy bear. People should consider themselves Lucky for such a loyal handsome sexy man like him <3

Oh, egoşum is so sweet!

by ILikeLychees November 14, 2023

egosurfers

A collection of people who mainly enjoy egosurfing, they may also be interested in bacon, sand and herpes for typically unknown reasons

Look at those guys over there with their bacon,sand and herpes sandwiches, looking themselves up on google, what a bunch of egosurfers

by yhvh March 4, 2008

egosurf

To look for onself on the Internet. Also known as googlebate.

It's not a bad idea to egosurf the Internet periodically to see if your crazy ex-girlfriend is blogging about you to the entire world.

by damaje July 1, 2008

Egosurfing

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

by Mudit January 31, 2005

egosurf

To search the internet for mentions of oneself.

Person A:Where's Janelle?
Person B:Off egosurfing the porn sites.

by Sean September 25, 2003

Eggsumptuios

idfk i thought damb this should be a word.

u do be looking Eggsumptuios my guy

by Potaz July 20, 2022

egosmashtical

When someone's ego is so big that it literally smashes all other concerns, worries, issues, etc., thus effectively making them the overall center of attention. Commonly attributed to politicians, celebrieties, socialites, and a good percentage of women.

A.J.: I really don't see why Amber's rants about racial and gender equality have any bearing on the class's English discussion.
John: Relax, pal. She's just being egosmashtical again.
A.J.: Drama, drama, drama...

by A.J. Young June 30, 2008