Eggs Benedicted

The state in which one becomes addicted to the popular breakfast dish Eggs Benedict.

She was so eggs benedicted that she could be found scoffing Hollandaise covered eggs into her mouth at the cafe nearly every day.

Eggs Benedicted by Eggsbenedicted May 11, 2016

Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."

I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

Eggs Benedict Tits by beekthafreek April 22, 2015

Eggs Benedict 

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.

"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time

Eggs Benedict by SteelBite November 13, 2011

Eggs Benedict 

FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.

Eggs Benedict is gay for murderous burnt spaghetti

Eggs Benedict by Thisisnotapseudonymorisit November 6, 2020

eggs benedict arnold 

A phrase to criticise someone who has betrayed you. Derived from 'eggs benedict', a way of preparing eggs, and 'Benedict Arnold', an American general who defected to the British during the Revolutionary War.

She just made eggs benedict arnold.

eggs benedict arnold by Comic Sans Sucks September 24, 2017

Eggs Benedict 

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.

Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"

Eggs Benedict by Westc0ast November 4, 2019

Eggs Benedict 

A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.

Eggs Benedict is a weird nightguard, I wonder why he went missing.

Eggs Benedict by EeveLyn November 22, 2020