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Egg Mom Muffin 

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM
My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning
Egg Mom Muffin by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012

Egg Mc.Muffin 

A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis
Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin
Egg Mc.Muffin by Gunars January 20, 2009

Egg Mom Muffin 

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM
My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

Eggamuffin 

cheap ass brand of McDonalds egg Mcmuffins.Most commanly seen in in stores like Kwik Check.
Shut up i am eating my Eggamuffin.
Eggamuffin by Darrel January 1, 2005

eggamuffin 

Eggamuffin is the name of a gang from the town of Portishead in the South-West United Kingdom, they run most things there. They are very dangerous. Their trademark is egging those in need of moral cleansing. Their reputation runs far and wide.
Eggamuffin crew is dangerous." "I got egged by the Eggamuffin Crew."
eggamuffin by EMsoldier February 22, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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