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Egg Mom Muffin 

Homemade version of the Egg McMuffin, Made by your MOM
My Mom made me a Egg Mom Muffin for breakfast this morning
Egg Mom Muffin by Tricksmaster June 21, 2012

Egg Mc.Muffin 

A sexual achievement that results in best orgasm-
and all it takes is an easy seven steps!
1: find a large women (FAT)
2: do her doggy style
3: knock her out (donkey punch)
4: give her liposuction and keep fat
5: use fat to grill an egg
6: put cooked egg on her vagina
7: insert penis
Dude i totally gave dat hoe a Egg Mc.Muffin
Egg Mc.Muffin by Gunars January 20, 2009

Egg Mom Muffin 

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM
My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

Eggamuffin 

cheap ass brand of McDonalds egg Mcmuffins.Most commanly seen in in stores like Kwik Check.
Shut up i am eating my Eggamuffin.
Eggamuffin by Darrel January 1, 2005

eggamuffin 

Eggamuffin is the name of a gang from the town of Portishead in the South-West United Kingdom, they run most things there. They are very dangerous. Their trademark is egging those in need of moral cleansing. Their reputation runs far and wide.
Eggamuffin crew is dangerous." "I got egged by the Eggamuffin Crew."
eggamuffin by EMsoldier February 22, 2011
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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