Eggamuffin is the name of a gang from the town of Portishead in the South-West United Kingdom, they run most things there. They are very dangerous. Their trademark is egging those in need of moral cleansing. Their reputation runs far and wide.
Eggamuffin crew is dangerous." "I got egged by the Eggamuffin Crew."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!