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Efking

A way of saying Fucking, without the same level of vulgarity, and also a way to make yourself sound like a complete Dork if said seriously with no tone of sarcasm.

See also Fecking.
Example 1-
Fat Old Man: "..."
Young Asshole: "YOU ARE SO EFKING FAT! YOU FUCK!"

Example 2-
Mother: "Johnny, please pass the Efking salt for your father."
Johnny: "Ok, I will pass the Efking salt.

Example 3-
Suicidal Man: "I hate this Efking world."
Random Dickhead: "Go jump off an Efking bridge!"
Suicidal Man: "Suck my Efking penis, I can't swim!"
by xerocide December 11, 2007
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Elking

Getting each other's glasses tangled up whilst making out.
Take your glasses off, we're totally elking.
by Amynonymous May 5, 2014
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Effing and Blinding

To let forth a torrant of obscenities and give vent to a stream of profanities. Quite simply, have a bloody good swear.
In the kitchen, grandad had stubbed his toe and all round the house, one could hear the old man effing and blinding. The vicar turned quite crimson.
by chris wheelie April 29, 2005
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erking

When someone or something is really on your nerves.
Dale is really erking my nerves at the moment.
by Omega2423 July 15, 2016
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effing

See also: effin, effin', f'ng, f'n, F-ing

Derivative of the word ‘fucking’, 'effing' means litterally ‘F-ing’. You may see it used on a message board where derogatory words (such as the f-word) are not allowed, to take the place the un-allowed.(Note that on sites such as GameFAQs, this is known as censor bypassing, and you most likely will get modded for it, whether be by a nobleman or some n00b merely&purely because s\he can.) It is, however, its own, unique word, seperate from ‘fucking’ or ‘f'ing’ or ‘F-ing’ in its entireity.

The reason that "I'm late for class"'s definition of this word has received such low ratings is for the fact that s\he acted as a ‘language elitist’ and instantly put the word down, when in actuality s\he did not know the etymological origin of the word and whe\how\under what contexts.. it is generally used.
"Dumbass.."
"Geez, get off my effin' case!!"
by Victor Van Styn August 26, 2005
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Effing and Jeffing

A variation on the term "Effing and Blinding", meaning to swear or curse profusely. Used in the North of England, notably by one Karl Pilkington in an episode of the Ricky Gervais Show.
Karl: I've just slagged off that octopus, but at no point was I effing and jeffing about it.
by AnaWanaMia? May 24, 2006
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