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Some say it sounds like leaking only worse. Others insist that is relates to ear sex. The main thing we need to understand is that we only know eaking is goddamn scary and has nothing to do with misspelling seaking at all.
The bitch was eaking all over me; when I was done we had to convert the couch into a fishtank.

or

While we were eaking I accidentally came into her skull; the good thing is, at least the bitch has my cum on her mind!
eaking by theprodean March 11, 2009
Words you can keep

Eating clams 

Wasting time
Person: Please stop eating clams or else
Eating clams by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Eating Mike Tyson's Ass 

A guy going around donating superchats to VTubers to say his name. A legend among the VTuber community

(context: https: // www.youtube.com / watch?v=S7Z37ih0C74 and several other clips)
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Eating Mike Tyson's ass

eating a burger with no honey mustard 

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this nigga eating beans 

When you spill beans all over yourself while watching Cars 2, a black teenager will shout, "This nigga eating beans."
"I spilled baked beans all over myself watching Cars 2 in the theater & a black teenager shouted, "This nigga eating beans" & everyone laughed."
Getting each other's glasses tangled up whilst making out.
Take your glasses off, we're totally elking.
Elking by Amynonymous May 5, 2014

Pussy Eating Pamela 

A mid aged women who enjoys eating the pussy of girls in their early twenties.
Bill's mom offered to eat my pussy, she is such a pussy eating Pamela!
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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