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eyetalian 

want some eyetalian dressing on that salad?
eyetalian by ajm81 August 22, 2008

epitaliangiophobia

"I hate the ride Splash Mountain in Disney World."
"Why?"
"Epitaliangiophobia."
"Oh, I gotcha. That woodpecker's pretty fuckin' scary"

eyetalian 

A schmuck of Italian ancestry.

Usually in the mafia, and/or from Staten Island, New York.
"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"

"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.
eyetalian by Mudda Asshore January 5, 2016

Engtalian 

When your family is 4th generation Italian and knows a few Italian words, but doesn't understand at all how to form a sentence, so they just use English structure with Italian vocab?
Mia Nonna: Mangia your cena
Me: Grandma, stop speaking Engtalian

eyetalian 

eyetalian is how retards say italian
are you eyetalian. no, im italian
eyetalian by CockityWockity November 23, 2021

Eyetalian Stallion 

Melanie just gave me an eyetalian stallion
Eyetalian Stallion by TYRONE! January 20, 2019