Edinson 

Your boyfriend, and future husband, Mallory. You will spend the rest of your eternal life with him.

I love Edinson

Edinson by Shunguito December 31, 2020

edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later

1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.

edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008

Edison 

A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive

Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .

Edison by Whynotman February 11, 2018

Edisons Medicine 

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

Edisons Medicine by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Thomas Edison by HGF88 November 20, 2013

Edison Screw 

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

Edison Screw by zeyus September 17, 2013

Edison medicine 

Noun - The application of the Tazer, or any similar electrically-based weapon

There's nothing like a little Edison medicine to disable a combative suspect.

Edison medicine by Steve M--------- January 9, 2008