Edilson 

He will always have your back! He's a good friend to help you when you're down. He's even dated some girls before since he's a true simp. But you know he wouldn't settle on a girlfriend yet. He's really crazy at night, pretty much a party animal. Sometimes you might see him in the dead of night, kinda like those scp. He's the complete nicest person you'll ever meet. Who wouldn't love Edilson???

yeah I'm friends with Edilson. He's pretty funny right? Last night was crazy, kinda scary how he just stood there down the street but whatever, it's dumbass Edilson haha!

Edilson by domoof January 26, 2020

Edilson 

a party figure, someone who lives in the moment and can party harder than most.

Do u know Edilson? Wtf that nigga is a party fucking animal!

Edilson by duhh? December 28, 2010

Edilson 

Edilson is one of the most amazing people you will ever meet. Consider yourself lucky and don't let him go. He will always have the best smile and laugh. He makes people feel safe, equal and have you smiling continuously. He loves everyone as if they were his actual relatives and has a special love for his special one. He also gives the best hugs. You will fall in love with him right away as he genuinely cares for people and animals as he puts himself in their shoes allowing him to see the bigger picture. He will be protective of you and others. He will always be by your side. What more could one wish for?

Omg did you meet Edilson?
He is the best person ever, I don't wanna let him go!

Edilson by Secret Admirer x November 22, 2021

edison chen 

1. Player
2. taking BJ pics and save them for later

1. This HK Player has over 1300+ photos of him and his sexual conquests in mainly BJ poses.
Who is Edison Chen?

2. Guy takes pics while girl is going down on him.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Just pulling an edison chen.

edison chen by Jetz February 29, 2008

Edison 

A handsome guy , who tends to hide their feelings . Edison’s seem when they love a person they love them for a very long time . An Edison would always glare at you when he is jealous or when he wants to see you . He is quite shy too . They are also great kissers and very attractive

Rubin: Edison is so different and isn’t a fuckboy .

Edison by Whynotman February 11, 2018

Edisons Medicine 

Getting shocked by a jolt of electricity.

Man that fucking cop pulled me over, whooped my ass, and gave me serving of Edisons Medicine with his tazer.

Edisons Medicine by Mr.Satan September 29, 2009

Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

Thomas Edison by HGF88 November 20, 2013