Easterburg

A dumbass.

Dude, yesterday, Easterburg just told me that black guys have an extra bone in their body, and that's why they can jump higher and run faster.

by BaDasMuhFukah April 10, 2012

easterbunney

A fucking retarded dumbass on the IRC. He frequently comes to Wiirockers to annoy the shit out of everyone there. He's an imbecile who can't understand that no one wants him there, and most people want him banned. <_> He epically pisses everyone off and we would be better if this dumbass was gone.

easterbunney, if you're reading this GTFO TEH CHAT NUB D:<

by pluie August 25, 2009

easterbunny

A super sly sex move where the man sticks a festivly painted egg into a womens gina and/or anal hole, he then continues to strap a blind over his eyes and search for the egg, once found he proceeds to crack the magical egg on his boner and eat it raw

1. Anthony gave Emma an easterbunny, and connor was all like sweet.

by connorh March 29, 2007

Easterbrook

Easterbrook – are generally anti-bantaful, however strap on-loving, sti/std carriers. They try to portray a persona of virtue, intelligence and beauty. But don’t be fooled this derivative of the human female form they are only concerned with one thing – cock! And as a result the vast majority of Easterbrooks have colossal amounts of excessive clunge, many exhibit the physical attributes of a stamped on kebab! These creatures are best left well alone and to their own devises.

Dude, I met this girl the other day and she seemed a great girl to start with, but later found all she wanted was cock - naturally I manned up and was going to give it to her but found she was a complete Easterbrook; when we got down to it she had a fat diseased clunge!!

by J-hame May 13, 2009

Easterbrook Discovery School

"Terrible. I go there and people bully me and the teachers don't care. DON'T GO HERE," AlphaBlazerGaming. This school has weird kids and there is always drama and kids screaming at each other. The teachers are good, but the some of the kids here are crazy devils.

(math class)
girl- I got 65 as my answer.
boy- The hell I got 63!
girl- I don't care get a life!
boy- UGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
girl- SCUSE ME!
teacher-...sits there and watches...
Easterbrook Discovery School

by APLHARALBERMINGA December 15, 2018

Masterburger

After a night of sincere drunkenness when you need a burger and masturbation immediately. Especially when you ate so much burger you are too far into the food coma and must masturbate on your back.

(Slurring & talking about my ex boyfriend) “I have to get a masterburger rn, I’m horny and hungry as hell”

by MothGF December 18, 2018

Eaasterbergland

Name for the moon the government never tells anyone

Look at the EAASTERBERGLAND in the sky

by Mighty David April 5, 2023