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Easterbrook 

Easterbrook – are generally anti-bantaful, however strap on-loving, sti/std carriers. They try to portray a persona of virtue, intelligence and beauty. But don’t be fooled this derivative of the human female form they are only concerned with one thing – cock! And as a result the vast majority of Easterbrooks have colossal amounts of excessive clunge, many exhibit the physical attributes of a stamped on kebab! These creatures are best left well alone and to their own devises.
Dude, I met this girl the other day and she seemed a great girl to start with, but later found all she wanted was cock - naturally I manned up and was going to give it to her but found she was a complete Easterbrook; when we got down to it she had a fat diseased clunge!!
Easterbrook by J-hame May 13, 2009
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Easterbrook Discovery School 

"Terrible. I go there and people bully me and the teachers don't care. DON'T GO HERE," AlphaBlazerGaming. This school has weird kids and there is always drama and kids screaming at each other. The teachers are good, but the some of the kids here are crazy devils.
(math class)
girl- I got 65 as my answer.
boy- The hell I got 63!
girl- I don't care get a life!
boy- UGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
girl- SCUSE ME!
teacher-...sits there and watches...
Easterbrook Discovery School

Eastbrook 

Eastbrook school ain't rated as a good school in Barking and Dagenham, it's uck central and if you witness sexual assault or receive it you won't snake. There are like 3 gangs at eastbrook that include shotting, staining and other types of crime.
The girls at eastbrook are Mandem and will talk to you like trash.
We are most famous for our sketty gyaldem, out fuck boys and out chaos on the 103 bus after school.
Ahh you know eastbrook, it's a wet school bruv
Eastbrook by Ebk attendee December 18, 2018

Eastbrook mandem 

Eastbrook boys are the definition of fraudsters and rapists. They like to steal from their school mates and share bare girls, they all look like frogs and bang out the same outfit with the dirty durag they stole from paks.(MAY GOD BE WITH ANYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS THEM) repeat after amen.
“Arghhh someone stole my phone” it’s probably one of the eastbrook mandem
Eastbrook mandem by By graceywacey December 20, 2018

Eastbrook 

Girls like touching your bum.
Mandem are klm jus a few neeks
Used to be worse before defo patterned up,
Few uckers here nd dere.
Meady horny tings talk abt clarting every lesson
Eastbrook yr10s certi yr11s meady yr9s verbalists other years dk wagwan
Eastbrook by Brain??? November 30, 2021
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