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Easterbrook 

Easterbrook – are generally anti-bantaful, however strap on-loving, sti/std carriers. They try to portray a persona of virtue, intelligence and beauty. But don’t be fooled this derivative of the human female form they are only concerned with one thing – cock! And as a result the vast majority of Easterbrooks have colossal amounts of excessive clunge, many exhibit the physical attributes of a stamped on kebab! These creatures are best left well alone and to their own devises.
Dude, I met this girl the other day and she seemed a great girl to start with, but later found all she wanted was cock - naturally I manned up and was going to give it to her but found she was a complete Easterbrook; when we got down to it she had a fat diseased clunge!!
Easterbrook by J-hame May 13, 2009
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Easterbrook Discovery School 

"Terrible. I go there and people bully me and the teachers don't care. DON'T GO HERE," AlphaBlazerGaming. This school has weird kids and there is always drama and kids screaming at each other. The teachers are good, but the some of the kids here are crazy devils.
(math class)
girl- I got 65 as my answer.
boy- The hell I got 63!
girl- I don't care get a life!
boy- UGGGHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
girl- SCUSE ME!
teacher-...sits there and watches...
Easterbrook Discovery School

Eastbrook 

Eastbrook school ain't rated as a good school in Barking and Dagenham, it's uck central and if you witness sexual assault or receive it you won't snake. There are like 3 gangs at eastbrook that include shotting, staining and other types of crime.
The girls at eastbrook are Mandem and will talk to you like trash.
We are most famous for our sketty gyaldem, out fuck boys and out chaos on the 103 bus after school.
Ahh you know eastbrook, it's a wet school bruv
Eastbrook by Ebk attendee December 18, 2018

Eastbrook mandem 

Eastbrook boys are the definition of fraudsters and rapists. They like to steal from their school mates and share bare girls, they all look like frogs and bang out the same outfit with the dirty durag they stole from paks.(MAY GOD BE WITH ANYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS THEM) repeat after amen.
“Arghhh someone stole my phone” it’s probably one of the eastbrook mandem
Eastbrook mandem by By graceywacey December 20, 2018

Eastbrook 

Girls like touching your bum.
Mandem are klm jus a few neeks
Used to be worse before defo patterned up,
Few uckers here nd dere.
Meady horny tings talk abt clarting every lesson
Eastbrook yr10s certi yr11s meady yr9s verbalists other years dk wagwan
Eastbrook by Brain??? November 30, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026