Earthen 

Common slur for people who live on Earth
Mostly used by Cydonians, Venusians, etc...

cydonian guy: fucking disgusting moss-humping grass-loving earthen fools
cydonian guy 2: same, i fucking hate earthens

Earthen by MartianSupremacist March 1, 2025

Earthen 

Slur for people who were born on Earth.
Hopefully we will see this word be thrown around when we reach Mars, and finally start proclaiming the nationality of Cydonian.

All Earthens are gutless; afraid to endure suffering.

Earthen by MartianSupremacist April 8, 2025

earthen mother 

One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.

The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.

I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.

earthen mother by Ying Yang October 7, 2006

earthen shorts 

After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.

Dude, you out all night cause I see you got earthen shorts again.

earthen shorts by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021

Earthen tent 

the politically correct way to say, unmarked shallow grave.

She told me, she preferred to use the term "earthen tent"

Earthen tent by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021

Dinosaur Earther

The people who are blessed with the knowledge of earth being dinosaur shaped.

Flat earthers smell so bad, I became a dinosaur earther instead.

Dinosaur Earther by supersleepykouhai June 12, 2019

Flat Earther 

One who lacks the most important organ, a brain. One who believes that the Earth is Flat, and that space doesn't exist and is just a 'dome' around the Earth and everything is a lie told by the government.

Guy 1: How do u feel about Flat Earthers?

Guy 2: I feel that all Flat Earthers should be sent up in a rocket, and ejected into space, so their last sight will be a Spherical Earth in Space.

Flat Earther by Sur7 January 25, 2019