One who is constantly preoccupied in the quest to *flails hands in raver-like motion*... "FIND HERSELF." An earthen mother's hair often resembles a nest of rhododendrons. They often wear... BURLAP. They have a sickening amount of respect for the environment and often protest to such things as radioactive waste dumps in... YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK. Their arms are covered in serpentine bangles. The snare drum is their closest companion in life. It doesn't judge them. Overall, they tend to resemble a trumpet. If named Kara, it must be pronounced "KAHHH-RA". Using microwaves is punishable by death. Meditation among the butterflies is a required practice. SNAGGLETOOTH.
The earthen mother's grotesque pork-like head touched me and I smelled of brine and beef liver for three days.
I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
I saw a special on the Good Samaritan Network where a stay-at-home dad was crotch-handled by an earthen mother for using the toaster.
by Ying Yang October 07, 2006
cydonian guy: fucking disgusting moss-humping grass-loving earthen fools
cydonian guy 2: same, i fucking hate earthens
cydonian guy 2: same, i fucking hate earthens
by MartianSupremacist March 01, 2025
Slur for people who were born on Earth.
Hopefully we will see this word be thrown around when we reach Mars, and finally start proclaiming the nationality of Cydonian.
Hopefully we will see this word be thrown around when we reach Mars, and finally start proclaiming the nationality of Cydonian.
by MartianSupremacist April 08, 2025
After a heavy night of partying it is possible to temporarily lose control of your fecal tract leaving soil in your undergarments.
by Polish Roadapple February 20, 2021
by Angry Red Planet November 26, 2021