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Bony-eared ass fish
The bony-eared ass fish is a bathypelagic species of cusk-eel found in tropical and sub-tropical oceans at depths from 1,171 to 4,415 metres. It has been found as far north as Queen Charlotte Sound off British Columbia's coast. This species grows to a length of 37.5 centimetres. This fish has the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all vertebrates.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The name of this fish and its physical attributes makes this a wonderful insult to hurl at an op as you stomp or manhandle him while delivering a pumpkin-head beat down.
The bony-eared ass fish is the actual name of a fish. I heard this name spoken and thought it would make a great Urban Dictionary entry and wonderful insult while delivering a pumpkin-head beat dow.
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
GET YOUR BONY-EARED ASS FISH ASS OUTTA HERE BEFORE I PUT MY FOOT IN YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!
Bony-eared ass fish by Mind Hunter the Profiler January 31, 2023
One Eared Elephant
The One Eared Elephant is a maneuver in which a man turns one pant pocket inside-out while simultaneously exposing his penis through the zipper of said pants.
One Eared Elephant by jawbutt_teh_nutt February 12, 2008
pointy eared leaf lover
1)Someone who cares way too much about bugs and or non sentient creatures
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
2)A derogatory term for elves
3)Someone who doesn’t drink beer
Driller: “Scout says he doesn’t want to drink with us.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
Engineer: “That’s because he’s a pointy eared leaf lover.”
pointy eared leaf lover by SirTomNorth October 10, 2022
one-eared elephant
A variant of one of the penis-showing game's presentations whereby a man hangs his flacid member through his zipper hole and untucks one of the front pockets in his pants-thereby creating the image described by the name.
"Last night we were watching the game at Nick's house and when Kevin was coming back from taking a leak he got all of us with the one-eared elephant."
one-eared elephant by Luiggi April 28, 2008
Cloth-Eared Elephant
The act of turning your pockets inside out and letting your penis hang out of your fly, resembling an elephant. Also known as Elephant Man.
Cloth-Eared Elephant by Dcf_d2 May 20, 2008
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