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to be deformed or hideous to such an extent that it can be blinding and suicidal.

if you are ejnett, then you may be referred to as a bhenchod
"Gabriella Renton is so ejnett it makes me want to throw up, but it looks like somebody already did. I wonder why she hasn't cleaned it off yet, oh yeah, SHE CANT!"
ejnett by VTEJJJJ January 17, 2008
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A theatre girl who will most likely steal your mans she like big dick but she can’t suck on it
Eannett stole my mans
eannett by Fbbdbdhrbfn May 30, 2020
A general term for "the one that got away." It can be used for both males and females, but the word "emnett" is usually used for men or boys that someone liked, but never got to stay with.
"How's Tom?"
"He turned into an emnett."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that..."
emnett by EmmyWinner November 25, 2011

earetting 

Smoking out of a gauged ear.
We were at a party last weekend, some chick was earetting anything. We smoked Blacks and some tree through her gauges.
earetting by Braken April 6, 2009

Kieran Ennett 

A Kieran Ennett is a man of eastern- European descent who is said to have a very large penis
Have you seen Dave, He’s such a kieran Ennett
Kieran Ennett by Peasant2405 June 15, 2019
a man of varying body shapes and sizes, usually of the ginger-kid variety. is very loud and obnoxious and will try to steal your girlfriend but will never be successful.
obsessed with gingerale and screaming into the air.
guy - that gingerkid is trying to steal your girlfriend! what an ennett!
ennett by siobass January 28, 2009
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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