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Kieran Ennett 

A Kieran Ennett is a man of eastern- European descent who is said to have a very large penis
Have you seen Dave, He’s such a kieran Ennett
Kieran Ennett by Peasant2405 June 15, 2019
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Athletic handsome guy/girl who will treat everybody right
He is a real ennet
Ennet by Mr.Casanova June 3, 2020

Enneatractic 

A person with an obsession with the number nine. These people generally think that the number nine is following them, and they associate everything with this number. An enneatractic person will continually add everything to see if it turns up to be nine or a factor of nine (3, 18, etc.) Oh, and normally...the number nine does follow them...
Andrea is so enneatractic, she even tried counting the letters of her name, to see if they'd add up to nine.
Enneatractic by AndrewCheerio June 3, 2008
A cute kind smart girl who's name is most likely Jeanette
"I love eanett!"
Eanett by Anonymous3344 May 20, 2021
to be deformed or hideous to such an extent that it can be blinding and suicidal.

if you are ejnett, then you may be referred to as a bhenchod
"Gabriella Renton is so ejnett it makes me want to throw up, but it looks like somebody already did. I wonder why she hasn't cleaned it off yet, oh yeah, SHE CANT!"
ejnett by VTEJJJJ January 17, 2008
A theatre girl who will most likely steal your mans she like big dick but she can’t suck on it
Eannett stole my mans
eannett by Fbbdbdhrbfn May 30, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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