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Male 1: Bro, did you see Brittany last night?

Male 2: Yeah, she's engaged now though. She's officially an EWILF.
EWILF by Jayblue3488 September 6, 2015
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Elf I'd like to fuck.
Man...that Ernie Keebler is one hot eilf.
Related Words
An Ex I'd Like To Fuck
Man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah I bet you sure would like to give her a hard fucking again.
eilf by The Hill January 9, 2008
(n) - A pregnant woman who you would like to have sex with. Derived from MILF, except the "E" stands for "Expectant."
That chick is such a EMILF!
EMILF by Wally and Ben September 24, 2007
Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"
Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"
eilf by Cbiwolfe July 28, 2006

Evilfrenchman 

This is where an Evilfrenchman will drink 15 pints of stella and beat his wife or girlfriend in the eye with a large bat.
Tim I mean the Evilfrenchman smashes his wife in the face while drinking stella and being French.
Evilfrenchman by Ricky Ger February 8, 2007

ewillion 

a ewillion is equal to the number of monthly spotify listeners the musical artist ewy has
breaking news: ewy has reached one ewillion spotify plays!
ewillion by pokawashere September 26, 2022
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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“No way, is that cake?”
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just fokin missing her

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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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