EWILF 

Engaged Woman I'd Like to Fuck

Male 1: Bro, did you see Brittany last night?

Male 2: Yeah, she's engaged now though. She's officially an EWILF.

EWILF by Jayblue3488 September 6, 2015

eilf

Elf I'd like to fuck.

Man...that Ernie Keebler is one hot eilf.

eilf by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 16, 2004

eilf

An Ex I'd Like To Fuck

Man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah I bet you sure would like to give her a hard fucking again.

eilf by The Hill January 9, 2008

EMILF 

(n) - A pregnant woman who you would like to have sex with. Derived from MILF, except the "E" stands for "Expectant."

That chick is such a EMILF!

EMILF by Wally and Ben September 24, 2007

eilf

Eyeball I'd Like to Fuck

Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"
Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"

eilf by Cbiwolfe July 28, 2006

Evilfrenchman 

This is where an Evilfrenchman will drink 15 pints of stella and beat his wife or girlfriend in the eye with a large bat.

Tim I mean the Evilfrenchman smashes his wife in the face while drinking stella and being French.

Evilfrenchman by Ricky Ger February 8, 2007

ewillion 

a ewillion is equal to the number of monthly spotify listeners the musical artist ewy has

breaking news: ewy has reached one ewillion spotify plays!

ewillion by pokawashere September 26, 2022