Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.
I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.
I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.
by Lorena Cupcake June 19, 2010
Keeblers are trashy looking festy girls or boys, often wearing furry leg warmers, and elfin like clothing found for sale at festivals like Earthdance. Keeblers are often fucked up on Molly, Acid, or Mushrooms on a daily basis. Activities Keeblers enjoy are womp womp music, orgies, spinning fire, hooping and sweaty cuddle puddles. You often find them at Raves and Dubstep shows around town.
Julie: "Did you see that keebler out there on the dance floor?"
Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."
Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."
Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."
Julie: "Gross."
Kayce: "Yeah... she is totally keebin' in those fur boots and fuzzy bear hat, totally high on Molly."
Julie: "Look at all her keebler friends over there."
Kayce: "Imagine the sweaty cuddle puddle they'll end up in after this show."
Julie: "Gross."
by Jucily June 20, 2011
Slang I coined. Refers to that wanna be white guys who hangs out at Inner City (All Black) night clubs.
A Club Cracker
A Club Cracker
by Mark Smith December 03, 2004
by Mastiboy November 30, 2006
When you take a shit on a girl's vagina and then fuck it until it bleeds so her vag looks like a kewei and chocolate kober.
Tim: yo did you hear ms.quick is making kids read over senior trip?
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.
Mike: whatever... somebody must have gave that bitcha a nice fat keebler when she was a kid.
by kyle cavano March 29, 2010
A random made up word that a person says right before he is about to smoke weed with a friend. Later on, after they are completely baked, you both remember the word and have a laugh attack because of how funny it sounds.
Bob: yo u ready to blaze up this dankass alabama kush?
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Larry: Ye nigga... KEEBLER.
Bob: wtf???????
(later on)
Bob: KEEBLER
Larry: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Bob: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
by max weinsteeen March 29, 2010
by tlet March 27, 2008