eilf

Elf I'd like to fuck.

Man...that Ernie Keebler is one hot eilf.

by BUNGHOLIO: Lord of the Harvest July 17, 2004

eilf

An Ex I'd Like To Fuck

Man look at my eilf she is smoking ,yeah I bet you sure would like to give her a hard fucking again.

by The Hill August 29, 2007

eilf

Eyeball I'd Like to Fuck

Guy: "You have two great eilfs there"
Girl: "What? AHHH!!! Me Ojo!"

by Cbiwolfe July 28, 2006

eilf

Acronym for Exam I'd like to Flunk
Used when you just know you're about to fail and give up on that one test.

That's one fine ass eilf

by MICDROPS December 05, 2020

eilf

Eilf - Emo I Like to Fuck

Damn I would eilf her.

by BlackDevil August 14, 2006

Eilf

Acronym meaning Ewok id like to fuck

guy 1: dam that's one hot Ewok

guy 2: Dude that's a Eilf

by jobflobadobYob December 02, 2010

EILF

Emo I'd Like to Fuck

Florian: Dayum, Alissa White-Gluz is one hellofa fine emo.

Megan: One might say she's an EILF...

Florian: Yes, one might if they were as brilliant and clever as you. You know what YOU are Megan? A Megan I'd like to fuck, no THE Megan I'd like to fuck.

by GuesWho7767587 April 27, 2009