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1. An asian-inspired name created by pressing random letters on the left side of the keyboard. Unique and hard to pronounce, many people with common names such as 'Michael' would rather have this name.

2. Also, the name of a member on a Chinese networking site with the display picture of a baby.
"Omg, I hate the name Michael... I wish I had a name like Ewifh."

"Hey man, did you check our Ewifh's photos on myspace?"
Ewifh by bahhmoo April 5, 2009
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kweh ewithuh 

a large beer bellied, man eating beast who does not shave against the grain.

sometimes referred to as the potty mouth of a so called band "nutsnack"
Kweh ewithuh, do 40 x 100 free for time.
kweh ewithuh by deeeeeeeeez nutz December 3, 2006
When everyone in real life is a piece of shit, so you seek love online.
Richard : Man my wife is a piece of shit
Carson : That's why I have an eWife!
eWife by Carson VanVroom March 5, 2017
A word that Kamikizzle doesn't know. SUCKER
LOL KAMI IS RAGIN SO HARD CUZ HE DON'T KNOW WHAT EWIFICNAS MEANS
ewificnas by junyalololl May 30, 2009
1: Reminiscent of a ewe
2: Anything making you think or say “ew!”
3: an abbreviated pig Latin form of Jewish
Ew! that ewish female sheep needs esus in her life.
ewish by FinnClance November 13, 2019

Premature Ewishulator 

Celebrating a person's birthday or wishing well early of the actual midnight date of the birthday in question.
Birthday Person's Friend: Happy Birthday Man!

Birthday Person: Thanks Jackass, It's only 9:30.

Other Friend: What a Premature Ewishulator.

kawaii ewifu

So basicly kawaii is a term in japanes meaning like cute/pretty/beautiful the ewifu is basicly the weebs who date online and then the dates would be a ewifu so a "kawaii ewifu" is basicly if you let to weeabos date online and play Japanese rpg's then you have a big fucking problem of the man being exsreamly protective of his "kawaii ewifu" who he thinks you really want to date but in reality you see threw her anime pic and see a super ugly fat chick
Billy "hey Bob when are you going to get a life you idiot, break up with you "kawaii ewifu" you seen

Bob "Stand back she is mine your just trying to get me to dump her so you can take her from me go away *whispers Japanese into his mic*
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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