emergenize

The act of planning or preparing for unforeseen emergencies.

We need to emergenize the summer cottage for the winter season.

by emergenize January 06, 2016

Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub February 01, 2018

Emergen-C

a substance of pfizzy vitamins and minerals that cost very little and is worthless in all aspects. NOT something to steal. But the powerbar definitely makes it okay.

Beau is a pfucking pfool pfor trying to steal Emergen-C pfrom QpFC.

by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 01, 2006

Absolut Emergen-C

A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.

Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C

by RMPNT December 31, 2010

EMergen

A literal god that gives you divine punishment for not offering your foreskin to ur neighbors

Yesterday EMergen gave made me a league player for not offering my foreskin.

by *REeeeeeeEeee November 21, 2021