EMergen

A literal god that gives you divine punishment for not offering your foreskin to ur neighbors

Yesterday EMergen gave made me a league player for not offering my foreskin.

by *REeeeeeeEeee November 21, 2021

Emergen-D

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

by dscrub January 31, 2018

Emergen-C

a substance of pfizzy vitamins and minerals that cost very little and is worthless in all aspects. NOT something to steal. But the powerbar definitely makes it okay.

Beau is a pfucking pfool pfor trying to steal Emergen-C pfrom QpFC.

by Pfucking Pfunny Ass's October 1, 2006

Absolut Emergen-C

A mixture of Absolut vodka and a packet of the vitamin drink, Emergen-C. Alternative to caffine and alcohol. The vitamin C gives you a kick while the vodka slows you down.

Joe: did you get the red bull and vodka?
Dave: no they ran out of red bull, i got us Emergen-C instead so we can have an Absolut Emergen-C

by RMPNT December 30, 2010

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

emergency induction port

A straw

Shepard: how are you getting drunk?

Tali: Very carefully. Turian brandy, triple filtered, then introduced into the suit through an emergency induction port.

Shepard: that's a straw Tali

Tali: emergency induction port

by cbonsa January 25, 2014

Emergency Food

Paimon

"Paimon is emergency food."

by S.I.S October 10, 2020