Emergen-D 

When you coat your dick in Emergen-C prior to oral sex

F: "Sorry I can't come over I'm feeling sick"
M: "It's okay I have some Emergen-D"

Emergen-D by dscrub January 31, 2018

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Emergent Docking 

Emergent Docking

ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing

Verb
1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

Emergent Docking by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

Emergent Demarcation Theory of Science

A model arguing that the boundary between science and non‑science emerges from the collective practices of scientific communities over time, rather than being fixed by a priori rules. Demarcation is not a static criterion but a dynamic outcome of negotiation, exemplars, and institutional consensus. What counts as science today (e.g., big data cosmology) might not have fit earlier criteria; emergence respects history and sociology. Pseudoscience fails to gain such emergent status because it cannot participate in the communal, self‑correcting processes that produce reliable knowledge.

Emergent Demarcation Theory of Science Example: “Emergent demarcation theory explained why string theory is considered science despite lacking current empirical confirmation: it emerged within the physics community’s evolving standards, not by matching a checklist.”

Emergent Demarcation Theory of Science by Dumu The Void April 28, 2026

emergenD 

When life depends on D. When the only to stay alive is getting some D. Alternative meaning: when the meat poke through the zipper.

I hate Kyle but I needed the EmergenD to keep myself sane.

emergenD by McCrackin Phillip March 9, 2022

Emergendanger 

The point at which, when some idiot is walking along the side of a narrow country roadway, and two oncoming cars pass each other exactly at the point they pass the walker who fails to move his ass further to the side, saving himself from becoming a victim. Instead, he creates an emergendanger situation, placing his life in peril, the fool.

Man walking along side of a country road places himself in an emergendanger by not stopping his walk to watch as two cars pass each other at the exact spot where he is in the road.

Emergendanger by TraderManSam December 29, 2009