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A slang term for the uneducated meaning "to avoid".
That youth is a psycho, you should educate him at all costs!
Educate by Eman Ruoy May 12, 2006
Urban Dictionary Merch
To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."

Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
Educate by Hym Iam April 25, 2022

educate yourself 

What someone on the internet says when they want you to see their side of the issue but are too lazy to explain it to you (or don't understand their position themselves). Used in a (usually unjustified) condecending manner.
You don't believe in Particle Physics? Dude, educate yourself!

educate yo dumbass

ight lemme educate ya silly ass. pimpin is straight gorilla pimpin witout da gorilla, you feel me?

educate yourself 

An instruction to people on the Internet (and occasionally in real life if you're into being slapped) to go away and read unspecified literature until such time as they agree with your point of view entirely.
Normal person: "Israel isn't racist, men can't be women, curriculums don't need 'decolonizing'"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"
educate yourself by SalopianSnark January 12, 2023

oH mY gOsh eDucAte yOuRseLf 

When two bitches went to ace con and we’re rude to Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. And now has become a meme.
Seb: who’s tessa?
Bitch:HIS DOG OH MY GOSH EDUCATE YOURSELF

cross-educate 

to educate in different subjects.
We are cross-educated in a sense.
cross-educate by uttam maharjan March 1, 2013
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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