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Educate
To learn someone something real good. The people I don't like need this to happen to them because I think the right thoughts and they think the wrong ones.
Iam "My initial problem was that the people around me took it upon themselves to 'educate' me. I wasn't playing the game right and needed to be taught a lesson. It was subtle at first. I'd be out and about and I hear something say something to me that related to something I was recently talking about. I didn't think anything of it at first. A strange coincidence. How many times does that have to happen before a pattern has been established? At what point does the anecdotal become a statistical reality? I think it's the eyes. I have a rather distinct appearance so I'm not hard to recognize. But it's not a real education. It's this Orwellian facade. 'We know better than you' they say. 'What makes you think you know better than us?' they ask."
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
Hym "Well, Occam's razor for one. The simplest answer is more likely than not the correct one. So, maybe you're a moron and I do know better. If the depth of your intellect is as shallow as a piss-puddle then it doesn't take all that much to know better than you. Hahahahaha!"
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educate yourself
What someone on the internet says when they want you to see their side of the issue but are too lazy to explain it to you (or don't understand their position themselves). Used in a (usually unjustified) condecending manner.
educate yourself by Tomfoolery1972 April 4, 2012
educate yo dumbass
educate yo dumbass by Ain't Tryna Get Jumped August 8, 2020
educate yourself
An instruction to people on the Internet (and occasionally in real life if you're into being slapped) to go away and read unspecified literature until such time as they agree with your point of view entirely.
Normal person: "Israel isn't racist, men can't be women, curriculums don't need 'decolonizing'"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"
Critical social justice loon: "educate yourself you fascist"
educate yourself by SalopianSnark January 12, 2023
oH mY gOsh eDucAte yOuRseLf
When two bitches went to ace con and we’re rude to Sebastian Stan and Anthony Mackie. And now has become a meme.
oH mY gOsh eDucAte yOuRseLf by Thotcheetopuffs July 7, 2018
cross-educate
cross-educate by uttam maharjan March 1, 2013
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fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
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“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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