Espositoism - A godlessly circuitous obfuscation of an otherwise simple idea, concept, or series of words, designed, variously, to impress, densify, confuse, conflate, evade, intimidate, and/or otherwise manipulate the
content in
question or the appearance or trajectory of the discourse surrounding said
content.
e.g.:
Standard language - "He shot her"
Espositoism - "Subject discharged his
weapon, the projectile from which yielded significant trauma to the person of subject's presumptive
target."
Used in context:
X: (straightforward question) What do you think?
Y: (bullshit evasive answer)
Well, there are certain minimums with respect to the requisite forethought
one needs invest before an appropriate response to your question can be given.
X: (aggravated response) I want you to take that Espositoism, shove it up your ass, and answer the question.