E.P.M.

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E.P.M. is a mafia. The headquarters is somewhere in the mid-west. The mafia itself is run by 3 bosses and under them is their enforcer. E.P.M. is also closely affiliated with a few individuals who do jobs for them or have connections.

E.P.M. is scary, they had people run up in my house.

E.P.M. by mackrock17 September 24, 2007

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T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

T.E.P.M. by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

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F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

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h e l p m e

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

h e l p m e by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

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e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m

Eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth

"Don't play. I wish you would eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth." E.M.P.U.I.C.I.Y.M

e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m by Keisha214 September 29, 2017

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e.m.p.f.t.b

Eat my pussy from the back

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back

e.m.p.f.t.b by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019

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P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

P.E.M.D.A.S. by Caywillz July 1, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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