E.P.M.

E.P.M. is a mafia. The headquarters is somewhere in the mid-west. The mafia itself is run by 3 bosses and under them is their enforcer. E.P.M. is also closely affiliated with a few individuals who do jobs for them or have connections.

E.P.M. is scary, they had people run up in my house.

by mackrock17 September 24, 2007

T.E.P.M.

NO, NOT "Transport Engineering Program Management", asshole. It stands for TWIN ENGINE PLEASURE MACHINE-the greatest rock and roll band on the fuckin earth, son!!

dude: "so, did you and carol get it on last night?"

other dude: "nah, i couldnt"

dude: "wtf?!? she was hot and practically dripping last time i saw her!!!"

other dude: "sorry, I went to see T.E.P.M. and they smashed my balls to dust. i went to bed afterwards...cause i couldnt stand up...oh, and carol went home with the drummer anyways."

by MCFLY!!!!! April 21, 2009

F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

Song by Fall of troy, The name stands for Fuck Condoms Pre- Marital Sex Is The Shit Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant Get 'Em Pregnant

I just heard that song F.C.P.M.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P

by ICUP666 April 10, 2008

h e l p m e

My definitions aren't posting for days!

nooo I can't get famous

h e l p m e

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 11, 2023

e.m.p.u.i.c.i.y.m

Eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth

"Don't play. I wish you would eat my pussy until I cum in your mouth." E.M.P.U.I.C.I.Y.M

by Keisha214 September 29, 2017

e.m.p.f.t.b

Eat my pussy from the back

I Want Tou To E.M.P.F.T.B
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Eat My Pussy From The Back

by Kate_Rogers January 8, 2019

P.E.M.D.A.S.

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

by Caywillz July 1, 2011